Thursday, March 15, 2007

Car crashes into house

It has happened again, an auto has a close encounter with an abode.

From KSAT-TV:

Police say a driver hit a home after he fell asleep at the wheel early Tuesday morning.

The driver crashed his pickup truck into a bedroom of a home on the city's Northwest Side, police said.

...

Police said no one was in the home at the time of the crash.

That's fortunate.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

"Homeowner Wounds Alleged Shooter Returning For Cell Phone"

Wow. This is one brash criminal. But, ulitmately, not too bright. After he and his buddy threatened some people in their home -- and then got scared away -- this guy and his friend have the strange gumption to return and demand his phone!

From KSAT-TV:

The woman's father was able to scare the men away but they fired several shots at the home, the woman said.

In the process of making their getaway, one of the men happened to drop his cell phone.

The woman said the men later knocked on the door and demanded the homeowner return the lost cell phone.

And, what did he get for his trouble? Shot.

This time, the woman's father answered the door armed with a shotgun, the woman said.

The men ran and the homeowner fired his shotgun, the woman said.

Pellets from the shotgun grazed one of the men's face, the woman said.

Now, after running from the cops and getting caught flushing drugs down a toilet, the two men have some charges pending against them.

"Police: Drunk Man Attempting Night Club Robbery Gets Stuck"

If you're drunk, and you're breaking into a bar, and the cops are after you, you might want to check the window before you leap out.

From KSAT-TV:

San Antonio police arrested the man, who they said tried to rob the Electric Company night club in the 400 block of West Laurel.

Police who responded to a burglary alarm said they found the suspect intoxicated.

The man tried to flee the scene by jumping through a metal awning but got stuck.

That made for easy pickings for the cops. The man's got a few charges pending, now.

"Mom Accused of Being Drunk with Kids in Car"

If you're drunk, your kids are in the car, and a police cruiser is blocking your way, it's probably not a good idea to go ahead and ram the cruiser.

From WOAI-TV:

Police had come to her house to calm a family fight, and that’s when [Yvonne] Delgado, got behind the wheel of a car, authorities said. An officer parked behind Delgado’s car, but she tried to leave anyway, police said.

Delgado backed out of the parking spot with her three children, ages three, five and eight, inside the vehicle, police said. It crashed into the patrol car, officials said.

She's had a few charges filed against her.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

A burning pile of mulch XVII

WOAI-TV has the best headline so far about the Helotes mulch fire:

"Helotes Fire Fiasco Continues"
The latest spat comes as firefighters pour water directly onto the fire, in violation of an agreement with SAWS. TCEQ now says they have no idea when the fire will be extinguished, and it could burn into April. Both TCEQ and SAWS have indicated a willingness to sue the other to resolve the water use issue after contaminated water was found in five test wells.

Just what we need, a bunch of agencies willing to sue each other.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

"UPDATE:Capital murder charge filed against mother of slain children"

The couple that put their dead babies under the house have been caught.

From the Express-News:

Police Chief William McManus and District Attorney Susan Reed announced at a news conference that Valerie Lopez, 19, and her boyfriend, Jerry Salazar, were arrested at 5 a.m. today near the intersection of Zarzamora and Interstate 35 by the Lone Star Fugitive Task Force, a multi-agency group headed by the United States Marshal's Office.

McManus said Lopez admitted beating her 18-month-old daughter, Sariyah Garcia, to death and hiding her body beneath the house at 1301 W. Winnipeg, where the couple were living.

Reed Sariyah [sic] was killed on Christmas Eve, and that Lopez told investigators that her six-month-old son, Sebastian Lopez, died about two months later when she accidentally rolled over him. His body was also placed under the house.

I was wrong about them bugging out to Mexico. Apparently these two were not bright enough to even leave the city.

They are a danger to society.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

"Rattlesnake season is here"

If you've been seeing a few rattlers around, there's a reason. As Bridget Smith at KENS-TV reports, it's rattlesnake breeding season.

[Jarrod] Forthman, considered a rattlesnake expert for 20 years, said breeding season in South Texas has slithered upon us.

"They're popping up in garages, backyards, little kids are finding them," he said. "So, it's kind of scary knowing that a lot of these snakes could hurt kids."


Note to kids: be careful around the snakes. Some of 'em are nasty ol' rattlers.

"Mystery surrounding children's death grows"

The Express-News has more on the situation where the bodies of two babies were found under a house. The mother and her boyfriend are now on the run, and the police want to find them, though a relative almost got them first.

Wednesday night, Miguel Lopez had them in his sights, he said. The moment was propitious — both [Tina] Vara and Miguel Lopez had vowed to help police find their sister [the babies' mother] so she can be questioned about the deaths.

...

Miguel Lopez had driven to his father's South Side apartment around 9 p.m. Wednesday to take his dad to a rosary for the slain children. When he arrived, he said, he saw [Jerry] Salazar trying to enter the apartment through a window.

Salazar ran for the Buick and jumped into the back seat with Valerie Lopez, Miguel Lopez said. Somebody else was driving, a man whom Miguel Lopez did not recognize.

The Buick sped off, ran red lights and swerved onto U.S. 90 before exiting and turning back toward downtown, eventually stopping at Metropolitan Methodist Hospital, he said. A woman emerged from the car and ran inside, and the Buick screeched off again.

Miguel Lopez followed it onto Interstate 35, traveling at speeds of up to 100 mph, he said. But traffic was too thick; he lost the car.

I hope Valerie Lopez and Jerry Salazar are found soon. If they had anything to do with the deaths of their babies, they are a danger to all children they may come into contact with (her previous two children were taken away from her). They need to be brought to justice, though I suspect they might be in Mexico by now.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

A burning pile of mulch XVI

The bickering has started again.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- A second water war erupted Wednesday over the Helotes mulch fire, but this time San Antonio Water System and the state's environmental agency are in the fray.

TCEQ wants to extinguish an underground fire by putting water on what remains of the smoldering pile that has burned since Christmas.

However, SAWS found fecal coliform and fluid from decaying material in at least five nearby private wells.

SAWS official[s] said they want to prevent more contamination and keep their original agreement by squelching the blaze in clay-lined pits instead of directly hosing the pile.

...

The local and state agencies will continue trying to come to some sort of agreement with SAWS.

In fact, a SAWS team was at the site late Wednesday afternoon for a tour, so both sides are still talking, trying to reach an agreement on how to finish the job without contaminating the Edwards Aquifer.

Just do it soon, for everyone's sake.

So glad we had this time together ...

The San Antonio childhood home of Carol Burnett may be torn down to make room for a barbeque restaurant. Too bad. She seems to have fond memories of the place.

"2 Infants' Bodies Found"

This is strange and very sad.

From KSAT-TV:

Police were called to a triplex in the 1300 block of West Winnepeg Avenue at 7 p.m. Tuesday after residents reported smelling a foul odor that been lingering for as long as two weeks, San Antonio police spokesman Gabe Trevino said.

"At the time, they thought this still could have been an animal ... in (a) plastic bag," Trevino said. "(They) took a knife, cut the bag a little bit, and ... a child's leg came out of the bag."

A second plastic bag was taken to the Bexar County Medical Examiner's Office, where a confirmation was made that the bag contained remains of a second child, police said.

The bodies were that of a 2-year-old girl and a 5-month-old boy, Trevino said.

Neighbors told police that the children's mother, Valerie Lopez, and a man named Jerry moved out of the triplex without the children about two weeks ago, Trevino said.


Horrible.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

"Modern-Day Fight at Alamo is Against Mold and Deterioration"

Over 170 years ago, the Mexican army attacked the Alamo. Today, the assault is coming from mold.

From WOAI-TV:

Left untreated, the mold creeps down from the top of the building, first darkening and then eating away at the creamy colored stone, said Alamo historian and curator Bruce Winders.

"What it does is dissolve the rock," Winders said. "It doesn't do it immediately, but it's one of those really gradual processes."


That's one of the hazards of a very humid climate, deterioration of historic structures. Good thing a shot of fungicide helps.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Scavenging your way to jail

Down in Laredo, the kids may call it a scavenger hunt. But the authorities just call it stealing.

From the Express-News:

Police realized a rogue operation was in effect after an officer pulled over a speeder at about 12:30 a.m. Saturday, police spokesman Juan Rivera said.

"He found a stop sign — which they obviously weren't supposed to have — a garden hose and a bunch of other stuff," Rivera said.

The students confessed, and that, combined with noise complaints from residents, led officers to an empty lot that was the meeting spot.

The Police Department assembled a team of officers to watch the lot and arrested students as they stopped by.

...

The biggest item on the scavenger hunt list — which no one got — was a giant globe that serves as a centerpiece at Texas A&M International University, several students said.

They arrested 40 students, all told.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Protesting what?

The San Antonio Toll Party, a group opposed to toll roads, joined its friends in Austin to protest toll roads in Texas. At least, that's what I think they were protesting. They also seem to be against a lot of other things.

From the Express-News:

AUSTIN — A protest against toll roads highlighted a rally on the Capitol steps Friday, but the Texas Independence Day holiday put folks in the mood to raise hell about other grievances as well.

Many also complained about a national animal identification tag. Some grumbled about the state's loss of control of its borders. A few warned about the coming "North American Union." And some excoriated the United Nations for wanting "to take your gun," exhorting anyone within earshot to "get us out of the U.N."


That's quite a few disparate topics to be lumped together with toll roads. Oh well, I guess if you have the crowd together, and the people are worked up already, might as well get them to holler about your cause as well.

A burning pile of mulch XV

The Helotes mulch fire is almost out.

From KSAT-TV:

Firefighters said the size of the burning mulch pile has been greatly reduced over the past several days to half its original size. But smoke continues to be a problem.

Officials with the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality announced Friday that the fire was about 75 percent out. They said they hope to have it under control by early next week, but the state agency said they aren’t ready to declare victory just yet.


And the key to getting it done now instead of much later?
"Once everybody got on board and once SAWS and TCEQ worked out their deals, I think it moved pretty good,” said Jon Allan, Helotes Mayor.
Yes, quit bickering and get it done. Good advice in this case and many others.

Friday, March 02, 2007

"New Braunfels Councilman Faces Recall"

If you are a politician in a town that gets a lot of tourists, you might be careful about trying to limit the activities of your visitors. If you do decide to impose limits, keep in mind that there might be some backlash.

From KSAT-TV:

NEW BRAUNFELS, Texas -- Critics of recent City Council actions aimed at taming rowdy river parties have collected enough signatures to force a recall election for a councilman linked with the measures.

City Secretary Michael Resendez said Thursday that residents had gathered enough valid signatures for the election, which targets Ken Valentine.

...

The council voted last month to limit tubers on the Comal to one six-pack-size cooler each and those on the Guadalupe to a 12-pack-size cooler. It also voted to restrict open containers from three riverfront parks and the last public tuber exit on the Comal.

The recall petition accuses Valentine of failing to represent the majority of his constituents and pushing divisive issues.

New Braunfels is on IH-35 northeast of San Antonio, and it is home to Schlitterbahn, a popular water park. People like to go to the town to have fun and party during the summer, and rowdy visitors causing commotions on the rivers have been an issue for some residents. But, if this story is any indication, there also appears to be a significant portion of the New Braunfels population that likes such visitors. And their cash, I bet.

It'll be interesting to see where this recall goes. (The election is May 12.)

Thursday, March 01, 2007

"SA Couple Accused Of Illegally Taking Mexican Baby"

Want to get a baby with minimum hassle? Apparently Mexico is the place you want to be.

From KSAT-TV:

MONTERREY, Mexico -- A San Antonio couple was arrested in Monterrey after inquiring about a visa at the U.S. Consulate here for a 2-week-old baby boy they said was given to them, police said Thursday.

...

The couple told police the baby's mother gave them the baby because she was too poor to care for him. They said they paid for the woman's expenses during childbirth but denied buying the baby boy.

...

The couple told police they had traveled to Monterrey a year ago to try to adopt a child but were rejected because they were living in the United States. They said they hadn't tried to adopt in Texas because it is too expensive.

"We thought it would be easy to do it this way, but we didn't do it in bad faith," [Tomasa] Ibarra told El Norte. "We wanted to do it the right way, that's why we came to ask."


Let's see, they didn't want to play by the adoption rules in their homeland because the process is too expensive. Then they try to adopt in another country, but they are turned down because they don't live there. So they try to find an "easy" way to skirt the rules by paying some poor woman to give up her child.

Sounds like buying a baby to me. At least it wasn't done in "bad faith".

UPDATE: More here from the Express-News.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

The Alamo -- in musical form!

Aaaahh God! Singing at the Alamo!

I don't care for musicals, and I think they are especially lame when they deal with serious subject matter (anyone remember Cop Rock?). So, you can imagine what I think about the worthiness of combining musical theater with the Battle of the Alamo.

And the musical is showing here, in San Antonio.

March 2, 1836 heralded the birth of the Republic of Texas and this year, THE CHURCH THEATRE commemorates the day with the opening of “GONE TO TEXAS, THE MUSICAL”, the award-winning production dramatized by San Antonio composer Tom Masinter, Austin playwright Steve Warren and New York producer-lyricist June Rachelson-Ospa.

Led by an all-star cast and directed by five-time Globe winner Diane Malone, the famous struggle for power and honor is chronicled in a new script with never before heard songs about the legendary men, wives, and families who fought at the Alamo during the 13 day siege that defined Texas history.



I wish the production luck. Really, I do. I like to see smaller ventures succeed, especially music-oriented ones, and I like to see San Antonio and our history promoted in positive ways. Just because I have no plans of seeing "Gone to Texas, the Musical" doesn't mean you shouldn't, if you happen to like musicals. I don't. Which is why, when contemplating this one, I can just barely muster this: Aaaahh God!

"Man Confesses to Mutilating and Killing School's Animals"

What an odd way to pass the time.

From WOAI-TV:

In January, security cameras caught several teens breaking into Madison High School's animal barn and mutilating and killing the animals. One lamb was hanged from a rafter and gutted, and two others were stabbed. ...

Police said an [sic] former Madison student, 19-year-old Horacio Favela, confessed to killing the lamb.

The police are still looking for his cohorts.

Monday, February 26, 2007

Just another odd mayor's race V

R.G. Griffing, one of the contenders for the mayor's seat in San Antonio, finds it difficult to take on city hall ("Hardberger's Office Blacklists RG Griffing").

Mayor Hardberger's Communications Gatekeeper, JJ Saulino, lost his temper and possibly his mind last week when he decided to blacklist the San Antonio Lightning from City Hall.

RG Griffing, editor and publisher of the Lightning, is currently running against Hardberger in the Mayoral Joust. ...

Saulino refused to comment on the pictures, or to identify the staffer involved. He went further to say that since Griffing is running for Mayor, Saulino's office will no longer respond to questions from the Lightning.

"You can't be in the media AND run for political office," Griffing quotes Saulino as saying.


Actually, you can. It's squishy ground, though.

"Child Adds Gasoline To BBQ Grill; House Catches Fire"

A child adds gasoline to a barbeque grill, which is not a particularly bright thing to do at any age. The house burns, but luckily no one is hurt. Bad move, but, he's a child, right? Perhaps he didn't know any better. And, where were the adults anyway?

Oh. KSAT-TV tells us:
Investigators said the child was being supervised at the time of the incident.
Poor kid.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

A Streetcar named "San Antonio-gou"

This streetcar isn't in San Antonio, but it's named for San Antonio.

The Streetcar Catalog is a photoblog dedicated to images of the streetcar system in Kumamoto City, Japan. Since Kumamoto is one of San Antonio's sister cities, they are apparently honoring the Alamo City with a streetcar named after it. This isn't really that strange, but I thought it was pretty cool, so I put it on here. Thanks, Kumamoto.

Saturday, February 24, 2007

A burning pile of mulch XIV

More good news on the Helotes mulch fire: though another well was found to be contaminated, the firefighting efforts continue, and the majority of the fire is put out.

Details from Jerry Needham of the Express-News:

Greg Flores, spokesman for SAWS, said the smoky water was discovered as part of stepped-up monitoring activities agreed upon by the two agencies in an effort to protect the drinking water supply for 1.7 million people in the region.

[Texas Commission on Environmental Quality communications director Andy] Saenz said firefighters have made "tremendous progress" since resuming operations on Feb. 12. TCEQ seized control of the pile and hired contractors to extinguish the blaze on Jan. 9.

"The latest estimate we have is that we are between 60 percent and 70 percent extinguished, so we are right on track if not maybe a little bit ahead of schedule to put this thing out," he said, adding that the schedule calls for having it doused by
March 5.


By the way, the winds must have been blowing my way (southeast of Helotes) today, because I could smell that fire all day long.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

"Big Rig Catches Fire; Chocolate Bars Destroyed"

The horror! The horror! Chocolate destroyed!

From KSAT-TV:

Police said that the big rig was headed eastbound on Interstate 10 near Roland Avenue at 3 a.m., when a back brake is believed to have caught fire.

The fire caused the tires to explode, creating a flash fire that burned at least half of the trailer, which was hauling Nestle's Crunch chocolate bars.

Mmm, I bet that was one good-smelling fire.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

"Two dozen dogs seized from Southeast Side home"

We've seen too many cats. We've seen too many people. And now, there are too many dogs in one local home, as KENS-TV reports:

"We had information that there were too many dogs at this location. We thought there was gonna be 15, but when we got out here, turned out to be 24," animal cruelty investigator Eddie Wright said.

All of the two dozen dogs were Pit Bull mixes, and 10 of them were puppies.


Just what we need, more pit bulls.

UPDATE: It looks like the initial report was wrong. The dogs weren't in the house, and they were being cared for and loved. ("ACS returns 24 pit bulls to owner")

Animal Care Services had seized the dog, along with 13 other adult dogs and 10 puppies of the same breed, from a vast backyard on the East Side where Gilbert Lopez, 22, has raised the dogs for years. ...

Animal control officers suspected Lopez's animals were being used for dogfights. But when they arrived at his home in the 200 block of Roesler, they encountered animals living in exemplary conditions within a subculture that rejects the pit bull's nasty reputation.

The well-fed, muscular canines sat in spacious cages on 1.4 acres outfitted with a septic tank to eliminate bad odors. The property is equipped with outdoor lighting and a portable toilet for those who attend dog shows on-site.

"The dogs appear to be show dogs more than anything else," said Eddie Wright, animal cruelty investigator for the city. ...

In their brief time at the pound, the 24 seized pit bulls were conspicuously calm — a sign they were well cared for and not a threat, [spokeswoman for Animal Care Services Lisa] Norwood said. Only one dog seemed to rebel against its temporary captors, urinating on a mud flap of the truck used to haul it away.

Looks like these particular pit bulls aren't a danger. I wish I could say the same about the rest of them in this town.

"Duck dilemma dogs development"

If you lived in a neighborhood with too many ducks, would you treat them like your children?

From the Express-News Neighbors section:

El Dorado, a Northeast Side neighborhood between Nacogdoches and O'Connor roads, has around 70 ducks at its two ponds — 20 to 30 more than normal, according to Ann Caldwell and Linda Sarsfield, whose yards back up to the ponds.

The self-described wildlife lovers have become surrogate mothers to the brace of ducks (called a flock of ducks in flight and a raft of ducks on water).

"Ducks make a contribution by controlling snakes, mosquitoes and other undesirable things around a pond," Caldwell said. [emphasis added]

For those neighbors who aren't so surrogate-mother-minded, though, there's always a way to control the duck population.

Car crashes into house

Here it is, your latest report on a vehicle coming into fast contact with a dwelling in San Antonio.

From WOAI-TV:

Police are searching for a driver who slammed his car into a home on Rio Grande overnight.

Officers say the man driving the car ran off following the crash.

According to police, a woman was left inside the wrecked vehicle. She called a friend to pick her up.

Possible overheard conversation: "Uh, can you pick me up? I'm at somebody's house, somebody I don't know, and I'm still in the car. -- No, I'm in the house, too. -- Yeah, so's the car. -- Uh, when you get here, do you mind if I drive home?"

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

"Uresti's wife says she called cops 'out of revenge'"

This is more than a little strange. In fact, it's downright embarrassing when the wife of a state senator calls the cops on her husband because she thought he was cheating on her. No proof of infidelity, just a suspicion, and the woman calls the police.

From the Express-News:

Yolanda Uresti said Tuesday she was seeking revenge against her husband, state Sen. Carlos Uresti , when she called police to their Southeast Side home early Saturday.

“We said things we wish we hadn't, and, I'll admit, I called the police out of revenge,” she said in a written statement. “As they say, though, what is done is done, and no matter how much we may wish to, we cannot take it back.”

When police turned up at their residence in the 9000 block of Walhalla Avenue , Yolanda Uresti told officers she was upset with her husband “due to him having a possible affair,” according to the San Antonio Police Department incident report. ...

The SAPD dispatcher originally coded the call as a case of family violence with a gun. But the incident was ultimately classified as a disturbance.

Who wants to bet the "incident" is ultimately forgotten? Politics are funny that way.

Monday, February 19, 2007

A burning pile of mulch XIII

Time for an update on the mulch fire in Helotes. The good news is, everything is going well, and the fire that has been burning since Christmas Day should be out in a couple of weeks.

From KSAT:

SAN ANTONIO -- Firefighting crews in Helotes have reduced a huge burning pile of mulch by 25 percent and officials said the fire should be completely extinguished in two weeks. ...

Officials from the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality said it appears the water is not seeping into the Edwards Aquifer.

That's good for everyone, especially the residents of that town. I just wonder if it will be awhile before they can stomach a big fat link of smoked sausage.

Saturday, February 17, 2007

"17 year old shot in both legs"

Wow. Shot for staring.

From the Express-News:
A 17-year-old boy was shot in both legs on the East Side Friday after he and his friends and another group of men “stared each other down,” before one party became aggravated and came after the other.
The news story says the two groups of people were merely staring at each other, and it doesn't seem as if there was any other provocation than that. I wonder if there's more to this story than what has been reported.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Just another odd mayor's race IV

R.G. Griffing is back in the race for mayor of San Antonio, and the Express-News gets around to covering this strange candidate.

Minutes before the City Council put its stamp Thursday on a proposed $550 million bond package, R.G. Griffing formally entered the mayor's race and essentially gave a Bronx cheer to the spending plan. ...

Griffing, publisher of the San Antonio Lightning, a sometimes gossipy, sometimes inflammatory Internet news site, said he simply didn't buy the absence of a tax increase and doubted the need for the proposed $550 million in spending. ...

Griffing filed paperwork for the race Thursday morning, pitting him against Mayor Phil Hardberger and Rhett Smith, the only other candidates so far that have officially thrown hats into the ring. The candidate filing period started Monday and ends March 12.

Bakery owner Patrick McCurdy also is expected to jump into the race.

It will be interesting to see how Griffing covers this on his own Web site. After all, he is the man who announced his candidacy with the declaration, "You people make me sick!", thereby endearing him to all the voters in the Alamo City.

"Weapons Found In Baby's Crib, Diaper Bags"

I suppose if you are the type to join a gang, deal in drugs, and keep loaded weapons within easy reach, it might just make a certain amount of sense to you to make those weapons available to the babies as well.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- Eight people, including seven documented gang members, were arrested in a weapons and drug raid Wednesday night on the city's East Side.

Bexar County sheriff's deputies said they confiscated nine pistols, an assault rifle and various high-capacity magazine clips at a home in the 1200 block of Aransas Avenue. ...

"We recovered one loaded weapon in the crib," said Sgt. Ron Tooke of the Bexar County Sheriff's Office. "And another diaper bag with two loaded weapons and 30-round capacity magazines in the diaper bag. And another two loaded weapons in the sides of the diaper bags and throughout the floor of the home. And they were where the children were getting into cabinets and loaded weapons everywhere."

The sheriff's department says the household was apparently gearing up for a defense from a drive-by attack.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Cooking out inside: not a good idea

Grills and barbeque pits are meant to be used outside. Here's an example of what can happen if you don't heed such advice.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- A mother and daughter were injured in a fire that started after they tried to cook with an open barbeque pit in their home, authorities said.

"It appears they were cooking inside the house with briquets cooking with charcoal inside the house," District Fire Chief Chris Varelas said. ...

One of the victims managed to run out of their back door carrying the barbeque pit that had caught fire, a neighbor said.

She tossed the pit outside, but caught fire, a neighbor said. ...

The 59-year-old daughter suffered from smoke inhalation and burns.

Her mother suffered burns from the waist up.

I hope the ladies recover from this accident, and I hope everyone else keeps their grills outside.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Car crashes into house

A man had stolen a car (allegedly!) and was running from the police when he lost control and crashed into a house -- just when the homeowner, after completing some remodeling, was talking to someone about renting the dwelling.

From WOAI-TV:

The man was trying to get away from officers when he lost control of the car and hit a home on Ligustrum and Woodlawn Tuesday, police said.

The homeowner was doing renovations on the house, and in seconds, three months of hard work was gone. ...

“All this hard work for nothing,” homeowner Raymond Bueno said. “The day we were suppose to rent it out, this happens."

That sucks. And (sorry for the obvious Spanish pun) the whole situation for Mr. Bueno is no bueno.

Marrying on Valentine's Day

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and, once again, Bexar County is offering free marriages for the holiday. The only catch is that you and your spouse-to-be must show up at the courthouse at one of the scheduled times: midnight, 11:00 a.m., noon, or 6:00 p.m. And, yes, you do need a valid marriage license.

While I understand the sentiment that prompts couples to tie the knot on February 14, what I think is strange is that anyone would want to do it at midnight.

I bet it's crowded at that time, too.

Monday, February 12, 2007

"Man Stabbed: Robbery or Self-Inflicted?"

Here's another "ouch", perhaps self-inflicted.

Emergency crews arrived at the Beverly Gardens Apartments on the 7200 block of Harlow just after 11:00 p.m. Sunday. They found the victim inside his apartment, stabbed once in the stomach. He was taken by ambulance to Brooke Army Medical Center.

The man claims a robber attacked him and stole dozens of his DVDs. However, his wife told officers that the two of them are having marital problems and the man may have stabbed himself.

Well, now, surely there are better ways to fix a marriage.

Sunday, February 11, 2007

"Man Impaled While Evading Police"

Ouch!

SAN ANTONIO -- A man that was running from police was impaled by a fence stake, police said.

The man jumped over a fence to escape police, he slipped, and was impaled in the leg by a metal spike on one of the stakes, police said.

The man will probably be fine. But, again, ouch!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

"DWI Dude helping to clear people of charge"

Get arrested for DWI in San Antonio? The "DWI Dude" may be able to help you out.

From KENS-TV:

Attorney Jamie Balagia calls himself the DWI Dude.

"I'm not inexpensive, but good lawyers aren't cheap, and cheap lawyers aren't good at this," he said.

Balagia keeps a big, red truck emblazoned with messages like, "Just say no to the DWI cops," and "No blood, no breath, no tests," parked across from the Bexar County courthouse.


Very interesting.

A burning pile of mulch XII

The San Antonio Water System has agreed to let water be used the Helotes mulch pile, which has been burning since Christmas. But with conditions.

From KSAT-TV:

Under the SAWS plan, they will provide no more 300,000 gallons a day for fighting the fire. After three days of firefighting, efforts will cease for two days to test more than 30 wells.

If the wells show no contamination, efforts will continue.

"If anything shows up in the aquifer or if anything shows up in the local wells TCEQ, will immediately stop the operation,” said Steve Clouse, of the SAWS.

In addition to the two-day tests, TCEQ will sample all wells in the area twice a day.


Complicated, but better than doing nothing, I suppose.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

A burning pile of mulch XI

Out of concern for the Edwards Aquifer -- San Antonio's primary source of drinking water -- the San Antonio Water System is prepared to take legal action to prevent anyone from dousing the burning mulch pile in Helotes.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- The board of the San Antonio Water System on Thursday unanimously approved a resolution that authorizes lawyers to seek a temporary restraining order that would prevent water from being poured directly onto a huge pile of burning mulch in Helotes. ...

During an emergency board meeting, board chairman Alex Briseno said the SAWS must be prepared to go to court in order to stop firefighters from "screwing up our water." ...

SAWS staff member Steve Clouse said the utility wants to help pursue other way[s] to fight the stubborn fire that has been smoldering since Christmas Day.

"Our intent is to look for equipment or methods that can move the material off of the pile, put it into the clay-lined pits and then extinguish it," Clouse said.

Work has already begun to build clay-lined pits around the fire, which has not been battled for nearly two weeks after water contamination was discovered in two private water wells. ...

Clouse added that SAWS officials will meet with representatives from the Texas Commission On Environmental Quality, possibly as early as Thursday afternoon, to map out a plan of action. [emphases added]

Man, if leadership was ever needed to cut through bureaucratic bickering, it's needed here.

UPDATE: More from the Express-News.

Just another odd mayor's race III

In previous posts, I have drawn attention to R.G. Griffing's quixotic quest to become mayor of San Antonio, including his strange approach to winning the voters over: "You people make me sick!"

Now Griffing seems to be out of the running because he missed a filing deadline. And he blames the city -- and perhaps even the current mayor, Phil Hardberger -- for cutting him from the race.

San Antonio City Clerk Leticia Vacek has admitted that City computer problems pervented Mayoral Candidate RG Griffing from filing required financial records on the proper due date in January, however she refused to allow an extension of the filing deadline beyond January 18th, even though she acknowledges the glitch was not fixed until the next week.

When asked directly if she had been influenced in her decision by any City officials, including Mayor Hardberger, she refused all comment. ...

Griffing's maverick campaign has been encountering problems with others in the inbred SA establishment, including the Express-News which refused to accept his political advertising on the grounds that it was not in their "best interest," according to E-N spokesperson Cheryl Cantu.


"Inbred". That's endearing.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

A burning pile of mulch X

Well, just when the firefighters get ready to start battling the Helotes mulch fire again, the local water system pulls the plug.

Or maybe the metaphor should be, plugs up the pipe.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- San Antonio Water System board members on Tuesday denied a request for 300,000 gallons of water to help fight a huge mulch fire in Helotes.

Board members apparently were concerned how runoff might affect the Edwards Aquifer Recharge Zone, KSAT 12 News reported.

The decision came hours before a contractor was going to resume efforts to fight the blaze, which has been burning since Christmas Day.

Ever get the feeling that what's needed most for this situation is some real leadership? Right now, the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, SAWS, Helotes officials, Bexar County Commissioners, and just about everyone else is bumping heads over this fire. It's past time someone took charge and just got the thing done without worrying about stepping on any toes.

UPDATE: And BexarMet, a rival water company, steps in to save the day.

SAN ANTONIO -- BexarMet announced Tuesday that it would provide water to extinguish a Helotes mulch fire after San Antonio Water System board members voted to deny a request for 300,000 gallons of water.

BexarMet spokesman T.J. Connolly said BexarMet is obligated to help their neighbors in need.

"This is one of the most challenging environmental problems we've seen in this area in decades, and the idea that SAWS would cut and run and not help their neighbors is inexcusable."

And SAWS is upset.

UPDATE II: Yet, the ineptness goes on (from the Express-News) as the state can't make up its mind: "Vulcan Materials, which operates a nearby quarry, has water on site and Bexar Metropolitan Water District has offered to help, but the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality hasn't decided which water supply it will use."

And the Feds wait in the wings: "At any time, the state could call on the federal government for help. The Environmental Protection Agency says it's monitoring the fire, but the TCEQ hasn't asked for its help."

As I said, this situation needs leadership.

Monday, February 05, 2007

"SA Named Stingiest City in America"

San Antonio? Stingiest? Most miserly? Least charitable?

Nah. I don't buy it.

From WOAI-TV:
According to a new survey by the makers of TurboTax, people in San Antonio give the least amount of money to charities. On average, San Antonians donate $717 a year. People in Houston and Dallas donate more than a $1,000 each year.

TurboTax. Now there's a reliable polling firm.

Seriously, though, the only thing this survey reflects is what people are willing to admit on their tax forms.

Claiming the top spot on America's Stingiest City list is San Antonio where residents donated far less to their favorite charities, doling out on average just over $700 per resident, as reported on Schedule A of the federal 1040 tax form.

I'm willing to bet that people in my home city are much more generous with their money for the real reasons, i.e., they give to charity because it is the right thing to do, not to get a tax break.

But, we all know it's ultimately just a sales pitch.
The residents of Salt Lake City know that giving to charity not only helps others but it also helps cut their tax bill. Charitable contributions, both cash and donated items, are among the more than 350 possible deductions and credits included in TurboTax Deluxe Deduction Maximizer. TurboTax is the most trusted tax software package, helping millions of Americans year after year prepare and file their taxes with confidence — no matter which city they live in.

Gee, thanks for offering to keep track of our charitable givings. But, you already pissed me off with the "America's Stingiest City" comment.

Sunday, February 04, 2007

"Police Pull Naked Man From Dumpster"

I offer this story from WOAI with no comment.

San Antonio Police pulled a naked man out of a dumpster overnight, after he was attacked with a knife. ...

The woman told officers on the scene she was angry with [Jessie] Martinez because he wanted to have sex with her 21 year-old daughter. She told police she wanted to cut Martinez’s penis off.

She now faces sexual assault charges.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Car crashes into convenience store

This is not quite as strange as a car crashing into a house, but the vehicle in this case got pretty far into the gas station store.

From KSAT-TV:

The crash occurred at the intersection of Huebner and Bandera roads.

Police said the woman drove into the store when she became dizzy and disoriented and mistook the gas pedal for the brake. ...

The car clipped a clerk's leg while he was stocking shelves in the back of the store, police said.

The car eventually came to a stop before going through the store, police said.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

A burning pile of mulch IX

Somehow, this doesn't surprise me: "Helotes Mulch Fire May Ignite Lawsuit"

Dozens of Helotes residents who live near the mulch fire met with a Houston-based law firm Wednesday night to discuss their legal options.

Resident[s] said they want those responsible for the mess to pay for their expenses.

No lawsuits have been filed.

Yet. But they want to go after the owner of the pile.

I still haven't seen anything that pins down the cause of this fire, but, if the cause is accidental or the result of arson, and if the owner has truly been following state guidelines for the past 15 years in the maintenance of his huge pile of mulch, it hardly seems fair to sue him. Perhaps the state regulations need to be changed, but it seems a bit mean to go after the man if he truly has been doing his best to ameliorate the situation.

"Hoarded Cats Found In Home"

When the smell gets so bad that your neighbors have to call animal services, perhaps it's time to get rid of some of your 58 cats!

From KSAT-TV:

"There is no reason for that many cats," Elaine Adams, a neighbor, said. "You can't be happy and healthy with that many."

Eddie Wright, an animal care employee, said the cat hoarding case is one of the worst incidents he's seen.

"It's not the worst we've ever seen, but it's close," Wright said.


The city only allows someone to keep 10 cats total. That's still a lot of cats in one house, but the woman in this story had almost six times the maximum feline level allowed.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

"Vultures Lurking At School Cause Health Hazard"

Egads! Vulture droppings may be hazardous to your health, but I think that if my kid went to this school in New Braunfels, I'd be more worried about the fact there are vultures at my kid's school!

From WOAI-TV:

As many as 40 Black Vultures are roosting in trees near Seele Elementary School in New Braunfels.

The trees are also near where many students walk, forcing many kids to walk through bird droppings. Principal Cris Vasquez says she's concerned about kids carrying that into the school, as well as in the student's cars and homes.

They are considering several options for getting rid of the birds.

New Braunfels is between San Antonio and Austin.

Monday, January 29, 2007

"Thief Preys on Church Members"

Here's another odd thief. He has been stealing tires from a church parking lot for about a year now.

From WOAI-TV:

A man is now in jail, accused of preying on people in church. For months, parishioners' tires have been stolen from the parking lot at St. Jude's Catholic Church on San Augustine. ...

Church leaders say more than 15 tires have been stolen over the past year.

Some of the church members say they will patrol the parking lot during services to discourage any more thefts.

I'm a bit surprised they weren't doing that some time ago. It seems a bit late now that the thief has been caught.

"Armed Men Threaten Homeowner, Steal AC Unit"

Another home invasion nets the criminals an unusual item: a window air-conditioning unit.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- Police arrested two men accused of breaking into a home and threatening the homeowner.

Police said the men broke into a West Side home and asked for someone who didn't live there.

The resident told police that afterwards the men threatened him with a gun and stole his air-conditioning window unit


Even stranger: the AC unit was full of drugs. Maybe those invaders knew what they were after all along.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Car crashes into house

Once again a driver has somehow managed to put a vehicle into somebody's home.

From WOAI-TV:

The crash happened close to 10 a.m. Saturday on IH-35 near Rayburn, officials said.

The SUV was swerving in and out of traffic, and the driver lost control on the exit ramp, authorities said. The SUV hit a curb, flipped and then smashed into the home.

Wow.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

A burning pile of mulch VIII

Now officials are saying the owner of that burning pile of mulch in Helotes didn't have the proper permits.

From WOAI-TV:

SAN ANTONIO (AP) - Texas environmental officials have accused the owner of an enormous mulch pile that caught fire of failing to have proper permits and other environmental violations.

The violation notice disclosed by the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality on Friday listed 13 violations at the facility in Helotes, just outside San Antonio. Among them, failing to have proper permits, creating air quality problems, discharging waste water and allowing the pile to grow larger than its permit allowed.

This is interesting. Initially the problem seemed to be that the owner was in compliance with regulations, and that perhaps the regulation process was flawed to allow this situation to develop. Now the state is laying the blame on the owner of the pile. It will probably be some time before this is all figured out, but I am curious to see whether the owner was skirting regulations all along or whether the state is just trying to find a scapegoat.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

"Poteet officer in snoozing case is reinstated"

Perhaps you can get away with speeding in Poteet. You just have to be at the right place at the right time.

From the Express-News:

POTEET — City leaders here agreed that fired Officer Justin Sadler violated policy when he allegedly was caught dozing off in his patrol car, but decided Wednesday to reinstate him to the police force anyway.

The City Council voted unanimously to overturn Police Chief Henry Dominguez's decision to terminate Sadler in October after the chief claimed he spotted Sadler napping while parked in front of the Police Department.

The council didn't give a reason for the decision, and Mayor Lino Donato declined to discuss the issue afterward.

Poteet is a small town south of San Antonio, and it is known for its annual Strawberry Festival.

A burning pile of mulch VII

There's a new plan for fighting the Helotes mulch fire (.pdf document here). This plan calls for clay-lined pits and water-well monitoring. And, if all goes well, the fire should be out by March.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

A burning pile of mulch VI

Now the Helotes mulch fire has its own line of memorabilia.

A man who does not live far from the burning compost fire in Helotes has figured out a way to make money off of it by starting a side business of "Helotes Fire Attire,” News 4 WOAI learned Tuesday. ...

Now, you can buy Helotes Mulch Fire t-shirts, mugs, aprons, and even the Helotes fire trucker cap online. [John] Largent even created a spot on his website for folks to come up with catchy slogans about the fire.

Largent told News 4 WOAI he understands the seriousness of the situation, but he said this is his way to help. Largent said any money made will go to the Helotes Volunteer Fire Department.

Monday, January 22, 2007

A burning pile of mulch V

Things have slowed down in the fight to extinguish the Helotes mulch fire (which was supposed to be out by now), and officials are rethinking their approach.

From WOAI-TV:

Monday emergency crews met at Helotes City Hall to talk about a new plan to get the massive fire out. Tuesday was the deadline to get that fire put out, but late last week two water wells in the area showed contamination. ...

There are a lot of options being talked about, including installing drains in the fire pit or putting a clay like material down to help protect the well water, with the biggest concern being the Edwards Aquifer [San Antonio's primary source of water].

"Perhaps change the kind of construction equipment we're using... [sic] perhaps changing the way our operators are working. The idea is to use less water and make sure the aquifer is protected", said [the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality]'s Terry Clawson.

That thing may actually end up burning for a year, as was initially speculated. I bet, by then, Helotes residents are really tired of smelling like barbeque.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

A burning pile of mulch IV

Ken Rodriguez, columnist for the Express-News, takes on the state and local authorities who told the owner of that burning pile of mulch that it was all square with regulations -- and that it posed no danger -- for so long.

Nineteen months before a mountainous heap of compost began burning, an inspector from the county Fire Marshal's office said the 60-foot high pile could not burst into flames.

"There is a recurring complaint about that place (on Henry Zumwalt's property), but it is not a fire hazard at all," inspector Kevin Walton told Express-News reporter Amanda Reimherr on June 22, 2005. "The pile is about 75 percent dirt, so that prevents any fires."

The heap that couldn't catch fire has been burning since Christmas, 28 days ago.

I bet the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality changes some of their regulations after this.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Icy night

This is definitely strange in San Antonio:





















Earlier this week we had a bit of an ice storm here in the Alamo City. Since icy conditions are not that common, and snow even rarer (the last significant snowfall was in 1988), we San Antonians just don't know how to properly deal with the frigid stuff. We don't have the equipment to abate the ice by any appreciable amount, and not many people really know how to drive on the frozen streets and bridges.

So we shut down the town. We huddle up and enjoy the cold weather, and we take lots of pictures. Here are a few more:


































"Man Sues After Truck Crashes Into Home"

On this blog I've pointed out several times where a vehicle has crashed into a house, apartment, or some other kind of building, mainly because it seems to happen quite often in this town. That seems strange to me, and I don't know if this is common in other cities.

But, lest you think that these cars are destroying homes with impunity, here is a man who has decided to fight back. With a lawsuit.

A year ago, a delivery truck slammed into a house, barely missing a man sitting on his front porch. The truck crashed through the garage and a wall collapsed. Now the homeowner, a retired Vietnam veteran, says he felt like he was back in combat.

“Suddenly there was this explosion, and there's a wall behind him that's collapsing. It triggered a flashback and he really thought he was back in Vietnam,” Frank Gasca’s lawyer, Fernando Cruz, told News 4 WOAI’s Aubrey Mika. ...

The recently filed lawsuit claims that the truck driver, Samuel Ellis, didn't put on the parking brake of his Schwan's delivery truck. The company and the driver are now being sued for negligence.

That sounds pretty scary. The crash, I mean.

Though I guess a lawsuit is scary, too.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

A burning pile of mulch III

That mulch fire that has been burning in Helotes since Christmas is getting popular. Even more popular now that it's on MySpace.com (www.myspace.com/mulchfire).

The Express-News has the story here.

"The mulch fire has made enough enemies, maybe it is time to start making some friends," said Vanessa Macias, a local TV personality listed on MySpace as a friend of the mulch fire. ...

Macias, who lives downwind from the burning pile, said she's not one to belittle mulch madness. Her dogs are wheezing and she's emptied bottles of fabric freshener trying to kill the smoky stench settling into her curtains and couch. But that doesn't stop her from having a chuckle at the fire's expense.

"The situation is here, you might as well make fun of it," Macias said. "You can't stay mad at (the mulch) forever."

Mighty strange.

"French envoy to talk trade, Mideast in S.A."

The French ambassador is coming to San Antonio. Hooray!

From Gary Martin's article in the Express-News:

WASHINGTON — Jean-David Levitte, the French ambassador to the United States, will discuss France's perspective on the Middle East and the trade climate between America and Europe in an appearance today in San Antonio.

Levitte is meet [sic] with South Texas business leaders and students at the University of Texas at San Antonio during a daylong swing through the city.


I'm not sure what prompted Mr. Levitte to make an appearance in San Antonio. I can't think of any obvious connections to France that this town has.

But here's an odd bit from Mr. Martin's article that I did not know:
The United States and France share extensive trade ties, which, along with direct investment, has integrated the two economies.
Integrated? The economies of France and the U.S. are now one unified whole? I highly doubt that. We may have important trade ties to France, but I don't think our economy's well-being is entirely dependent on the French economy. I could be wrong, but I am skeptical, to say the least.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

"Missing SA Baby Found In California"

What's stranger than a woman who, for some reason, thinks it's a good idea to give her child away? The other woman who apparently thinks it's a good idea to receive a baby as a gift.

From KSAT-TV:

Buena Park Police Department officers in California informed the San Antonio Police Department that they found Isiah Ramirez in Buena Park, Calif.

Police said a woman told the Buena Park police she was given the child by a woman in Texas.

Even odder is that Isiah's mother -- after driving to a distant small town in Texas to complete the transaction with the woman from California -- tried to play it off by saying she did not know what happened to the child.

There's a lot more to this story than what has been reported so far.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Three-wheelin'

Don't really have much to contribute today, except maybe this picture of Grave Digger driving through the Alamodome after losing a wheel.
















Strange or not, I leave you to decide.

Friday, January 12, 2007

"Sgt. Relieved Of Duties After Posing Nude For Playboy"

I know this has already been all over the place today, but I thought I would point it out since the woman is stationed at Lackland Air Force Base here in San Antonio.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates, officials said Thursday.

In February's issue, hitting newsstands this week, Michelle Manhart is photographed in uniform yelling and holding weapons under the headline "Tough Love." The following pages show her partially clothed, wearing her dog tags while working out, as well as completely nude.

"This staff sergeant's alleged action does not meet the high standards we expect of our airmen, nor does it comply with the Air Force's core values of integrity, service before self, and excellence in all we do," Oscar Balladares, spokesman for Lackland Air Force Base, said in a statement.

Well, I'm not sure what to make of this. She thinks she is standing up for her rights, but she has been in the service long enough to know that certain behaviors are probably frowned upon, especially if it appears that she is representing the armed forces in some way. I don't think she has a leg to stand on, and I haven't yet decided whether I come down on her side or on the Air Force's side in this.

But, she is pretty hot.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

"Fight over Compost Fire Costs Going to Court"

I knew this was coming: the state of Texas is sending a bill to the owner of the mulch pile in Helotes that has been burning since Christmas.

From WOAI-TV:

The state sent a letter to the property owner, Henry Zumwalt, saying it is up to him to pay for the clean up costs, Zumwalt’s attorney said. Zumwalt has filed a lawsuit claiming he is not responsible for the bill, News 4 WOAI learned.

The latest estimates show the fire will be out by the end of the month at a cost of $1.75 million dollars.

“This was not Mr. Zumwalt's fault,” Zumwalt’s attorney Michael Black said. “He's been a good guy in trying to protect the citizens and property in Helotes in trying to put this thing out.”

Zumwalt’s attorney said his client has already paid up to $150,000 to fight the fire. His lawyer claims Zumwalt is not responsible for that bill as well.

“This is a compost fire that was started by arson.” Black said. “Mr. Zumwalt is as much of a vicitm as anybody else.”

I feel for Zumwalt somewhat. If this was indeed arson, then I think he's getting a raw deal from the state. After all, the San Antonio Fire Department doesn't seem to charge for putting out house fires, no matter how they start. And, it seems like Zumwalt was doing all he could to fight the blaze himself. I'm not sure the state of Texas should be charging him for an emergency response.

What do you think?

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Turkey spill

Truck driver tries to beat train at rail crossing. Truck driver doesn't quite make it. Result?

A road full of frozen turkeys.

From the Express-News:

A slew of frozen turkeys were spilled over a South Side road this morning after a train hit a truck carrying the frozen food.

At least no one was hurt. And, it gives me the opportunity to once again recall Les Nessman's turkeys.

Monday, January 08, 2007

A burning pile of mulch II

The state of Texas has now declared that it will pay a contractor to put out that giant burning mulch pile in Helotes.

From WOAI-TV:

[Texas Commission on Environmental Quality] officials are hiring a Pasadena, Texas-based company called Oil Mop to put out the compost fire, officials said.

According to the company's estimated timeline, crews will spend this week prepping the site with its equipment and workers. Oil Mop crews will begin dismantling the stock pile January 14th and will continue that process through the following nine days. They hope to have the fire extinguished by January 24th, according to the timeline.

Cost to the state: $1.7 million. Let's hope Oil Mop does what it claims it can do. This fire looks to be a bit out of their field of expertise, but they are probably better qualified than the owner of the pile to tackle the situation.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Floating banana

Coming in summer 2008, high over the skies of Texas--a giant banana?

SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A Canadian artist hopes to make the Texas sky his canvas by sending a 1,000-foot-long helium-filled-banana to float overhead next year.

"I want to bring some humor to the Texas sky," Montreal artist Cesar Saez, 38, told the San Antonio Express-News for its Sunday editions.

If the plan works, the giant bamboo and paper dirigible will be launched from a site in Mexico in summer 2008. It will then drift eastward over Texas at a stratospheric altitude of 20 miles before disintegrating.

If that project ever comes to fruition, and if I can see that banana in the sky, you can bet I will post pictures here. Of course, that's a year and a half away. A lot could happen between now and then.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Pig Stand update

The Pig Stand is back in business!

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- The San Antonio landmark restaurant Pig Stand was forced to close late last year, but the restaurant chain has now reopened one of its locations. ...

In November, the restaurant and drive-in was forced to close because it's [sic] owner owed the state several hundred thousand dollars in back taxes.

A former car hop who had worked in San Antonio for 40 years brought the Pig Stand back to life, leasing the building from the liquidator.

That's good news for lovers of this quirky restaurant. Here is my previous post on this situation, and here is a picture of the place taken by Thiên at San Antonio Daily Photo, a nice photoblog that focuses on the Alamo City.

The pig is back!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

"Uke can do it"

The art of playing the ukulele is alive and well in the suburb of Leon Valley.

From the Leon Valley Recorder:
An instrument that once seemed the sole province of the late Tiny Tim and a host of Hawaiian islanders has a flock of Leon Valley youngsters making a joyful noise as they strum and sing along with their teacher, Joyce Flaugher, who leads the Leon Valley Ukulele Club under the awning of the Leon Valley Public Library (right). She says the instrument is “enjoying another resurgence.”
Aloha!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

"Man Stabbed While Giving 2 People Ride"

Would you give a ride to two guys who called you at two o'clock in the morning, especially if you did not know them very well? If you would, be careful.

From KSAT-TV:

SAN ANTONIO -- A 24-year-old man was stabbed early Wednesday while he gave two other men a ride.

Police said the pair called the man at 2 a.m. and asked him for a ride.

When he picked them up, the two other men starting stabbing him as they reached their destination. ...

The victim told police that he didn't know his attackers, who fled the scene, very well.

The victim is in critical condition. I hope he pulls through, and I hope next time he will stay in bed when someone calls him for a ride.

A burning pile of mulch

Out on the nortwest edge of San Antonio, there's a fire, and it could be burning for another year.

That's because it's a pile of mulch that is on fire. A big pile.

KSAT-TV reports:

HELOTES, Texas -- A giant mulch pile smoldering near Helotes would burn for at least a year if left alone, while dousing it would require as much as 100 million gallons of water over a week's time, according to a contractor's assessment. ...

"We have had the pile for at least 15 years and have always done what we were required to do," said Lennie Turpin, general manager for Zumwalt Construction. "We are doing all that we can right now to stop the fire by pulling the pile apart with backhoes." [emphasis added]

I think it's a little odd that there's a need for such a pile in the first place. A 15-year-old pile at that.

By the way, they suspect arson. There's a reward for information.

UPDATE: The owner of the pile now says that he will extinguish the fire in 45 days.

UPDATE II: The state wants immediate action. (from the Express-News)

State officials have demanded the owner of a massive pile of slow-burning mulch that has billowed smoke for nearly two weeks produce a written plan by Monday explaining how he'll snuff the blaze.

At the same time, they're contacting a private firefighting firm in case they need to step in and take over the job, said Richard Garcia, the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality regional director for the San Antonio area.

Sounds like a big job.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

"Animal Care Services revises cat trapping policy"

Interesting. I didn't even know this town had a cat-trapping policy.

Draining the river

It's that time of year again: the annual draining of the San Antonio River. They do this at the first of each year to clean up a little, and visitors to the River Walk should expect to see a little less atmosphere than they might be used to (from KSAT-TV).

City officials said the first week of the new year is the best time to conduct the cleanup.

"There's never really a good time to take down the river," said Paula Stallcup, director of downtown operations. "But certainly, we work around the existing conventions and all of our visitors. This is the time to do it because this is the slowest time, if there is a slow time for San Antonio."

Up next, the annual Mud Festival, complete with a ball, a parade, a coronation, a pub crawl, and an arts and crafts show. All to celebrate the draining of the river.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, San Antonians will hold a party for just about any reason.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

"18-year-old woman dies playing reverse Russian roulette"

This is odd, and sad.
A game of reverse Russian roulette early Thursday in a South Bexar County home ended with an 18-year-old woman dead and a man behind bars after he was charged with firing the fatal shot. ...
The three had engaged in a game of reverse Russian roulette using a .357 magnum. Rather than point the gun at their own heads, participants point the weapon at other people, according to [Bexar County Sheriff's Department Lt. Dale] Bennett.
Details of what happened next are unclear. The suspect said he was about 15 feet away from [Amanda] Studymire when he pointed the gun at her and accidentally shot her in the head, Bennett said. He also claimed not to know the gun was loaded.
Right. Then why play the game?

It's never smart to play with guns. It's even dumber to play Russian roulette. And it's even dumber than that to try out variations on the game.

And it's tragic when someone's plain stupidity ends up hurting or killing another.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Two truck stop deaths blamed on drugs

Lomi Kriel of the Express-News reports that two of the several mysterious deaths at area truck stops can be blamed on drugs.

The deaths of a man and woman discovered inside their idling big rig at a far East Side truck stop in November was an accident and the two overdosed on methamphetamine, the Bexar County medical examiner's office ruled Tuesday.

Harry Akroyd Jr., 35, and Michelle McLean, 32, were discovered inside their locked cab Nov. 1 at the Petro Stopping Center in the 1100 block of Ackerman Road, just off Interstate 10. A trucker who had parked next to them noticed a foul smell coming from the 18-wheeler and alerted managers. ...

The couple's deaths were the first of several in the area near the truck stop — over the course of a month, five truck drivers were found dead, none with any apparent trauma to their bodies.

On Nov. 20, Robert Monroe was found inside an 18-wheeler at a truck stop in the 11390 block of Interstate 35 South near Fischer Road, but it was determined the 69-year-old had died of heart disease.

On Thanksgiving Day, 42-year-old Byron Gonzalez was found dead inside his rig. The cause and manner of his death is pending a toxicology report.

Ray Hardestey was found dead Nov. 27 inside his rig at the Flying J truck stop, in the 1800 block of Foster Road. It was later ruled that Hardestey, 53, died because of a heart attack.


Truckers, be careful. It looks like there's nothing insidious going on here, but drugs probably should not figure into your job in the first place. And the truck stop owners probably appreciate people staying alive in their parking lots. Heart attacks are less easy to avoid, but the drugs can be overcome.

Just something to think about.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Taking a machete to church

This happened in Fort Worth, not San Antonio, but I thought the story of a man taking a machete to a Christmas Eve service was too strange to pass up.

From WOAI-TV (original story here):

FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) - A man who scared churchgoers on Christmas Eve when he pulled a handmade machete from his pants and placed it on the altar while he prayed remained jailed Tuesday on a weapons charge.

Paul Ray Smith Jr., 39, was charged with unlawful carrying of weapons. Bail was set at $750.

He also had a dagger and a homemade gun on him.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Car crashes into house

Once again, a vehicle has been driven right into an abode. And, this time, it looks intentional.

KSAT-TV reports.

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Just another odd mayor's race II

Back in August, I called attention to one of the candidates for mayor of San Antonio, R.G. Griffing (first post is here). This man runs a righty Web site he calls the San Antonio Lightning Newspaper, and he likes to shine his bright, muckraking light on local governmental organizations, politicians, and news organizations. He especially delights in skewering the San Antonio Express-News.

So, I wasn't particularly surprised when Griffing reported on his own site that the Express-News was refusing to run his campaign advertisements. I don't know what the daily newspaper's advertising guidelines are, but I can see where they would think running Griffing's ads would not be in their best interest, as Griffing himself says.

And, let's just remember the words he used to announce his candidacy:

You people make me sick!

Yes, you!

You are hicks and rubes and suckers. You lay down for every tax increase that comes your way. Every stupid political idea.

I sometimes doubt your intelligence.

You are a politician's dream.

Easy marks.

A carnival worker's delight.

Nothing but beasts of burden.

Sometimes you are oxen. Sometimes simply sheep.

You people make me sick!

Yep, that'll win over the voters.

Friday, December 22, 2006

Then, there was the polite armed robber

From KSAT-TV:
"She said that he apologized," said Sgt. Brian Custard of the San Antonio Police Department. "He thought she was a young lady and didn't realize she was older and crippled. (He) even offered to put the gun up if it would make her feel better."
Wow. I hope he gives up his ways before he comes across a young woman. He may not be so nice next time.

"Woman Tied Up in Home Invasion"

Looks like another less than succesful home invasion.

She claims three masked men barged their way into her home. They had two guns and an assault rifle. One of the men pointed the rifle at the woman's head and demanded money.

The woman was tied up with plastic ties, while the robbers ransacked her home looking for cash.

They got away with nothing.

It's sad that these terrifying crimes are happening, but at least they don't seem to be very profitable. Let's hope the dimwits get discouraged before long.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

"Cell Phone Stolen in Home Invasion"

You would think that if somebody went to the trouble of orchestrating a home invasion, they might take more than just a telephone. Wouldn't you?

From WOAI-TV:

Police say a pair of robbery suspects stole an unusual item during an overnight home invasion. Instead of grabbing cash or jewelry, officers say the two men made off with a cell phone. ...

Six people were home at the time. Officers say one of those people was pistol-whipped by the suspects.

I think there's more to this than just some thieves' desire to get a new cell phone. There must be something on that phone that's very valuable to the perps.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

"Elderly Woman Accused of Hiding Drugs in Underwear"

Maybe we should be frisking little old ladies.

From WOAI-TV:

A fourth grade teacher and an 81 year old grandmother are not the type of people you would expect to be charged in a drug smuggling ring. But that is the case with two women who went before a federal judge Wednesday. The elderly woman is actually accused of hiding cocaine in her underwear! ...

Prosecutors argued the 81 year old drug suspect is key to this investigation.

"Josefina Campos was a leader in the organization," said Asst. US Attorney Greg Surovic.

Campos is accused of carrying the drugs across the border in her underwear.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

San Antonio's official city seal: ugly

As far as municipal flags go, San Antonio has one that actually looks pretty cool (you can check it out at Flags of the World, or on the top banner on the city's Web site). But the same cannot be said about the city seal.


Witness this screen capture I got from a Defenders story on KSAT's Web site (it is taken from the video story titled "Some Upset With City's New Garbage Cans"):



















That is the most garish, gaudy, overdone, tasteless, uninspired, and just plain loud official seal I have ever seen. It's a little embarrassing, and I think the city needs a new seal.

There is a brief and somewhat charming history of how the current seal came about here, but I don't think an interesting background is justification for keeping such an eyesore. To be fair, the original designer apparently did not assign the colors for this seal (he carved it out of wood), but the current incarnation is downright ugly, and it should go.

Let's hope some inspired council member on some future council floats the idea of updating the city seal.

"Sewage Spill Damages Town Homes"

Yuck!

SAN ANTONIO -- Several town homes were damaged Monday on the Northwest Side after raw sewage spilled into the residences.

Residents said they woke up to find sewage water on the floors of their town homes in the 4900 block of Ali Avenue. ...

[Angel] Bustamante said his belongings, including Christmas trees and gifts, were damaged by the sewage.

He added that Christmas will not be the same this year because of the mess.

I'll bet. What's sad is that the sewage came into the homes because a main was blocked, but the local water utility says it is "not responsible for the damages because the sewer main was blocked by grease and rags." That's a drag.

Monday, December 18, 2006

"Woman Shot, Bound and Stuffed in Barrel"

This is scary strange.

The body of a 25-year-old woman was found stuffed in a barrel in the backyard of an east side house, and San Antonio Police were looking for her killer Monday. ...

Investigators told News 4 WOAI when they got to the house, the front door was open. Several shell casings were found on the front lawn. They found several pools of blood and an assault rifle in the backyard, officers said.

Moments later, [Chanell Monique] Dixon’s body was found inside a 55-gallon drum in the backyrad of the home, authorities said. ...

Dixon was shot, officials said. Her body was bound in a garden hose and wrapped inside a carpet[.]

Let's hope the police find the dirtbags that did this.

UPDATE: WOAI-TV reports that the police have a suspect.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Correcting an entire news story

The San Antonio Current has great coverage of local music and art events, but I have often found their news stories to be seriously lacking in journalist quality. Witness this correction from the December 13 issue. It is reproduced in its entirety.

The December 5-12 news story “Reproductive Outlook?” incorrectly said a Southside Planned Parenthood clinic had closed; it was converted from a free-service clinic to a full-fee clinic in January 2006. Abortion care throughout San Antonio was provided to 1,400 patients, not 10,000. Texas elected six new pro-choice housemembers, not five. And $10 million in federal funding went to Federally Qualified Health Centers for family planning care, while $5 million went to crisis pregnancy centers. [emphases added]

That's four serious mistakes in a 680-word news story. Poor journalism. I wonder if alt-weeklies in other cities suffer from the same utter vacuity when it comes to news and commentary. But, as I said at the outset, at least they have good music and arts coverage.

"Tribute to furry friends"

I don't mean to make light of mourning, but this story by Scott Huddleston of the Express-News does seem a little strange and over the top:

The Austin resident was one of about 60 people of all ages, along with several cats and dogs, attending the 4th annual Tribute to Tails, a candlelight service celebrating the lives of companion animals, particularly the ones that have died.

For well over an hour, pet owners read poems, shared stories of beloved pets and contemplated one central question: Do pets go to heaven?

Pastor Ivan Ujueta of Family Vision Center Church, where the service was held Tuesday, said he believes they do — but that their owners have to keep God first, if they want a reunion in the hereafter.

I like dogs and all, but this is taking anthropomorphization to a new and absurd level.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

"Fetus found buried in bottle in backyard"

This is weird -- a fetus found buried in a bottle in a West Side yard. And, the police found it by accident.

From the Express-News:

Police discovered the fetus on the 1300 block of Billings Drive around 4 p.m. Thursday, after being called to the home for a burglary in progress, police spokesman Sgt. Gabe Trevino said. ...

As they checked the house, they discovered drug paraphernalia and drug residue and secured the home while they obtained a search warrant, Trevino said.

During that process, a photograph of the fetus was found inside a shoebox ....

The woman in the home, who was in her twenties, claimed she had been assaulted during her pregnancy, causing her to miscarry around May.


She then told them she put the fetus in a bottled and buried it in the backyard, where it was found by police. I'm sure more details will be forthcoming.

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn: the San Antonio Connection

Did a local college student cause two Hollywood celebrities to split up? WOAI-TV looks into it.

The co-stars of the movie, "The Break-up" ended their real life romance after Vince reportedly had a one night affair with a junior from Trinity University.

Star Magazine reports Vaughn met the San Antonio student while she was studying abroad.

UPDATE: The woman who broke up the celebrity couple talks to the Express-News. She's sorry that her e-mail talking about her night with Vaughn became public, but she's not sorry for spending time with him. And, she says she didn't have sex with him.

In an exclusive interview with the Express-News Tuesday, Lane, a 20-year-old Trinity University junior said she has no regrets about having spent a night with Vince Vaughn, a dalliance that reportedly led to his break-up with Jennifer Aniston. ...

“It was an innocent night of meeting a celebrity,” Lane said by phone from Rome about her one-night encounter that occurred in late November. “The experience itself is not what I am wanting to change because nothing happened,” she emphasized. “I was star struck. I didn't do anything that hurt anybody else.” ...

“I'm in Europe. I met a star. I acted in the way that any 20-year-old girl would. I don't feel I did anything horribly wrong — except maybe having a lapse in judgment by sending out the e-mail.”

Or, except maybe spending the night in a hotel room with another woman's man.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Burying records in Texas

Here's an odd thing. Until recently, it was legal in Texas for governments to just put private records under some dirt when disposing of them. And, apparently, they did not have to be secretive about it.

From the Express-News:

Thousands of pieces of personal information — a gold mine in this age of identity theft — was found buried in a park in Converse. ...

"Drivers license (numbers). Social Security (numbers). Lot of photographs. All the information you'd ever want if you were going to do any kind of fraud," said David Meyer, who is part of the crew that discovered the files. ...

Converse City Manager Sam Hughes did not want to go on camera but says the city never envisioned that all those files, which were buried in 1998, would ever be
accidentally dug up.

In 1998, it was perfectly legal to bury that kind of paperwork, but the state law was changed five years ago.

And while routine paperwork can still be buried all personal information has to be burned, recycled or shredded.

Monday morning the city sent in at least half a dozen dump trucks to haul out all of the buried files.

But it's where the files were sent that's concern [sic] some people. The files were sent straight over and buried at the other city park in Converse.


Converse is a suburb of San Antonio. If you live there, be careful with your identity.

"Burglars Target Day Care Centers"

Overall, it's not that strange that mothers distracted by small children are being burgled. But, it seems odd to call your child care facility a coop.

From KSAT-TV:

A month ago another woman, an employee, was targeted at the neighboring Kiddie Koop.

"I opened the doors and all the papers were on the floor and I went, what? So then I looked and my purse was gone and I went, oh!” said Christy Flores, a victim and employee at the Kiddie Koop.

Ms. Flores is quite expressive, isn't she?

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Car crashes into house

Actually, it's a cell phone store.

From WOAI:
An elderly woman was parked out in front of the store on FM 78 Saturday morning when instead of hitting the brakes, she hit the gas, authorities told News 4 WOAI. The car came crashing through the window of the store.