"Police: Drunk Man Attempting Night Club Robbery Gets Stuck"

If you're drunk, and you're breaking into a bar, and the cops are after you, you might want to check the window before you leap out.

From KSAT-TV:

San Antonio police arrested the man, who they said tried to rob the Electric Company night club in the 400 block of West Laurel.

Police who responded to a burglary alarm said they found the suspect intoxicated.

The man tried to flee the scene by jumping through a metal awning but got stuck.

That made for easy pickings for the cops. The man's got a few charges pending, now.