Urinating in public

If you feel you absolutely must urinate in public, you might want to keep it in the bushes. People tend to get pissed when you pee on their property.

SAN ANTONIO -- Police responded to a call for a shooting victim in the 15000 block of Branding Iron on the North side. They arrived just after midnight Sunday morning and found 27-year-old Jason Allen with a gunshot wound to the leg.

Allen told police he had been drinking at another house when he was shot.

"He went outside and was urinating on a vehicle. We believe the owner of the vehicle came out and confronted our victim,” said Officer Matt Porter spokesperson for the San Antonio Police Department.

Allen told police “They got mad. I said sorry but they shot me.”

(from WOAI-TV)

On second thought, if you're in a neighborhood, be careful about the bushes, too. Some people prize their landscaping.