Thursday, March 29, 2012

How not to act toward a cop

Where did this guy think he was? Mexico?
According to a police report, the restaurant manager approached two officers in the parking lot as they were about to enter the business to buy food.

The manager told officers about a man who was acting aggressively toward customers, cussing at them, and banging his head against a glass partition, the report said.

While the officers were talking to the manager, [Alejandro] Alviar walked out of the Subway with his fists balled up and approached the officers, the report said.

At one point, he threatened to head-butt an officer, but the officers tackled him and took him to the ground, police said.

After he was in handcuffs, they said, Alviar admitted to drinking and using drugs earlier in the evening.

Two other officers who had arrived later to transport him to jail said he offered them up to $200 cash to let him go.
(from KSAT-12)

He offered a bribe to the police officers of "up to $200"? What, was he negotiating?


Dave said...

Perhaps this is the tactic he uses with prostitutes. Hello, lady. I am prepared to offer you up to $200 for your services. How much does it cost for...

He is also a favorite at car dealerships. I have up to $10,000 to spend on a used car. How much for this 1978 Pinto?

Albatross said...

That 1978 Pinto? Well, they only made about three hundred of those with the Sea Foam green exterior, and that there's the original paint. I couldn't possibly let it go for less than, oh, let's say, $10,000?