"SA Man Arrested With Half-Ton Of Pot"

OK, there's got to be more to this story.

SAN ANTONIO -- A San Antonio man was behind bars Friday night after police said they found nearly a half-ton of marijuana inside his home.

Police say 39-year-old Dean Dubowik stashed 862 pounds of marijuana in his garage on the city's West side.

(from KSAT-12)

I have to admit, 862 pounds is a lot, but it's somewhat less than the requisite 1,000 pounds to make half a ton.

That's some serious rounding there.