"Bank robbery suspect may be woman who wore fake goatee"

Now there's a good headline.

Investigators say the suspect pulled a gun at the Lone Star Capital Bank in the 15,100 block of San Pedro around 1:00 p.m. Friday and demanded money. They believe they are looking for a thin woman who was dressed as a man and was wearing a fake goatee, but said they could not be sure.

If you have any information about this bank robbery, please immediately call police ...

(from WOAI-TV)

Because they sure need some.