"San Antonio Woman Finds Furry Rodent In Canned Green Beans"

Sorry, but after that whole flap about the woman who slipped a human finger in her Wendy's chili to try to make a little money off the company, I'm taking these kinds of stories -- at least at first blush -- with just a little skepticism.

From WOAI:

One mom says she opened a can of green beans like this..and gave her kids some of them out of the can. When she poured them out, she says she found a creature inside.