Really?
FLORESVILLE -- Robert Salinas said he's seen plenty of critters captured on his Gamecam, but never a hairless dog.
"If that's not a chupacabra, I don't know what is," he said.
Salinas, 31, captured the image of the mysterious creature on a motion sensative camera he had set up on a buddy's hunting property near the San Antonio River and Labatt Road, in Floresville.
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from KENS-5)
Jeez, how badly do people want to believe in this fictional, legendary, mystical, dirty-looking creature that seems to pose no danger to humans? Really, how bad?
Robert Salinas said he's seen plenty of critters captured on his Gamecam, but never a hairless dog.
Well, there's a first time for everything, even the spotting of
hairless dogs.
"If that's not a chupacabra, I don't know what is," he said.
I'm going to go out on a limb and take a wild guess, and I'm going to say Mr. Salinas doesn't know what a chupacabra is. I mean, he seems to speak with authority, as if he's actually had prior experience with chupacabras (or at least the
Texas variety), and he may actually be a leading figure in chupacabra lore. But I doubt it.
Salinas, 31, captured the image of the mysterious ...
Because dog-like creatures with mange are so rare.
... creature on a motion sensative [sic!] camera he had set up on a buddy's hunting property near the San Antonio River and Labatt Road, in Floresville.
There's part of his problem. No one's going to believe you when you start making up names like "Labatt" Road. Everyone knows there ain't nothin' but county roads down there anyway.
"I know it ain't no coyote," Salinas said. "You know what I mean?"
Hm. OK. That settles it, then.