Here it is, time for another new year, and time again to remember the twelve strangest stories in San Antonio over the last year. There's one from each month, so there should be plenty to whet your appetite for a new batch of S.A. strangeness.
Someone who didn't think it was a bad idea to put graffiti on a police station.
Someone who wore a crown, a cape, and boxer shorts on St. Mary's Street.
Someone who fell in a river, and then called the eager media.
Slacktivism at its best.
Sex stores that need food permits.
Would-be home invaders that turn out to be wimps.
Anti-smoking ordinance seen as racist.
Someone who gave birth in the front yard.
A monkey named after a professional drunk that got away.
A local iconic semi-celebrity that got arrested.
Cats that jump through hoops.
Possibly the worst police sketch ever done.
Happy New Year to you all, and if a little strangeness comes your way, let's hope it's amusing.