"Man's body found in woods surrounded by beer cans"

Not something you really want to see in the woods.

Family members looking for a missing relative made a disturbing find Friday morning.

They went searching for a missing man, seen last weekend, but instead, they found a man's body propped up against a tree and surrounded by beer cans.

(from KENS-5)

The thing about mortality is that it can assert itself at anytime, and often without any warning whatsoever. Even if you're just hanging out in the woods drinking some beer.