Tony Parker not getting any?

So far I haven't found a major news outlet that has picked this up, but, according to Josh Hart, Eva Longoria is withholding the goods from Tony Parker until after the NBA playoffs.

Eva told late night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel last week that she and Tony have agreed to put a ban on sex while Tony's San Antonio Spurs team are in the NBA playoffs in America. She said: "Luckily, we're getting married after the playoffs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."

The sexy Latina and soon to be real life Desperate Housewife is set to tie the knot with Tony on the 7th July in Paris. She added: "We picked that date because it's the only weekend we're both off."

And, I bet they both get off that whole weekend as well. [rimshot]