"Man stabbed with pitchfork while trying to stop fight"

If you have been drinking, and you get in an argument with a relative about who was born first (!), you might want to leave the farm implements alone.

From the Express-News:

All three men were drinking in their mobile home in the 1200 block of Paseo Derecho around 10 p.m. Sunday, when the two cousins began arguing over who was older.

One of the cousins grabbed a pitchfork, and when the uncle stepped between his nephews, he was stabbed in the arm. The uncle was taken to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

That'll teach him to break up a fight between cuzzins.