Sewage!

Vandals are never up to any good. And, many times, they downright stink.

Vandals are being blamed for an 84,500-gallon sewer spill.

San Antonio Water System authorities say crews responded to a sewer spill near Cloud Top and Blanco Road on the city's north side.

SAWS says vandals wedged a board into a manhole cover in the Deerfield neighborhood. The board caused a blockage that forced sewage to spill into a greenbelt. About .84,500 gallons of sewage mixed into some rainwater.

(from KENS-5)

That damned Germanic tribe. Can't trust 'em around infrastructure for nothin'.