Thursday, November 01, 2007

Chupacabra!

Revealed!

KENS-5 had DNA tests done on that chupacabra head Phylis Canion from Cuero kept in her freezer after killing the creature. And now, the true identity of the creature is known! It is---

---a mangy coyote.

And Phylis doesn't seem happy.

(Link to come later.)

UPDATE: The link is here. Watch it for a good dose of entertainment.

2 comments:

AlanDP said...

Don't tell me she thinks someone fudged the tests to cover up it's true nature.

Albatross said...

That's the impression I got from watching the broadcast (which was live!). She seemed quite put out that Dr. Michael Forstner identified it as a coyote rather than saying, "Well, gee, we just don't know what it is." (Check her out on the video link. Even the reporter has a good chuckle at her reaction.)

I guess the continuing mystery would have sold more shirts than some old coyote.

:-D