Wanting to be a creature

Sarah Rodriguez has some issues.

Wolfie Blackheart is not an ordinary 18-year-old.

She believes she is a wolf — technically, a werewolf — and so she wears a tail. She also wears a harness in case someone special wants to drag her around.

And last week, she used a pocketknife in her kitchen to decapitate a dog — already dead, according to Wolfie — that had been missing since Jan. 5

(from the Express-News)

And it goes downhill from there. Amateur taxidermy, bondage, Tourette's syndrome yipping, Internet rage, and an abetting mother -- all involved.

Happy reading.